Here is an amusing OUT OF OFFICE: AUTOMATIC REPLY that a guest sent to all his emails:
"I will be along the lakes, rivers and forests of our Canadian National Parks for the next week. Sadly, there is no internet, telephone, fax, iAnything out there. There is a trading post somewhere with a computer, but it will be used very sparingly."
Cheers to a truly UNPLUGGED Algonquin vacation! (Applause)